This was my Facebook status.

"Writing two analytic essays and playing some Sinatra in the background. WILD SATURDAY NIGHT."


And people are liking it. What these people don't know is that this kind of weekend is not uncharacteristic of me. I could have absolutely no homework; hell, it could be SUMMER, and I'd still be sitting on my bed, on my computer, mindlessly browsing the internet. And that's totally fine with me.


I have to say, I am very good at creating the illusion that I actually have a life.